Anonymous asked: What year level are you in?
I’m in every year level. Except freshman year, freshman are gross.
My school is better than yours.
The lovely ladies of Cardinal Spellman High School everybody.
Anonymous asked: Which teacher(s) do you think are hot?
Mr. Fel, Mr. Roesner, Mr. Borges, Dr. T and many many more!
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Anonymous asked: A lady was speaking to the English department the other day. The woman was apparently beautiful and wearing no bra. Mrs. Jackson pointed this out.
Mrs. Jackson keepin’ it classy since forever.
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Anonymous asked: Dr. Tomasiello. 'nuff said.
Thank you so much for reminding us. Oh Dr. T… While I’ve never had her myself I’ve heard of her flying ways. Dr. T forever answers the question how crazy can you be and still work at Spellman.
Anonymous asked: make one about that little "fire" we had like a year ago
Hmmmm… Lemme get back to you on that.
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Anonymous asked: lol please do more angry falcon shit is too funny
There’s nothing funny about an ANGRY FALCON!!!!
More Spellman Memes coming right up.
Anonymous asked: How many Spellmanites does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don’t know. How many Spellmanites does it take to get heat to circulate the school?
Like seriously, it’s always cold.
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We lost a follower!
What did we do? Not enough Mean Girls?
Not enough jokes about the Deans?!
Not enough of the Angry Falcon and Spellman Lolz?
Not enough submissions from your fellow Spellmanites?
I’ll ask again, not enough Mean Girls?
thefandomwhore asked: which spellman is this?
The one in New York. NOT the Spellman family of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Hope that helps.
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Anonymous asked: Are you gay?
Does it matter?
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Anonymous asked: Black History Month fact: Marian Anderson
She’s real. That is a fact.
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Throwback.
Well we’re back to Spellman in two days…
Hope you guys all have some fun weekend plans.
If you don’t, have an adorable puppy gif on us:
Sh!t Your Religion Teachers Say
-“Because that is what the Bible teaches us.”
-“Homosexuality is a sin.” *student asks why* “Because that’s what the Bible teaches us.”
-“Life begins at conception.”
-“Life begins at implementation.”
-“Because God Is Real.”
-“How many of you have ever masturbated before?” *one student raises their hand*
-“Two man parts and two women parts just don’t go together. It’s science!”
-“No.” *student says something* “Because that’s a sin.”
-“That’s a sin.”
-“Where? Leviticus 18:22!”
- *student says something backed up with evidence* “I’ve never heard that before…” *continues lesson as if student never said anything at all*
-“Birth Control is a Sin.”
-“The Catholic Church is the best church.”
-“That’s not what the Church teaches.”
-“Marriage is between a man and a woman.”
-“Christ-like.”
-Also, “Christ like.”
-“Metanoia. “
-“Condoms are a sin.”
-“The Pill causes abortion”
-“Blue Juice Supreme”
-“The Homosexual Lifestyle”
- Question number 69: Fornication.
-“ro co co gal eph phi
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-“I can fly.”
-“The anus is made for poopy” (Seriously, that was said in a classroom)
-“Real men don’t have sex.”
-“The dress should be tight enough so that you know she’s a woman; but, loose enough so that you know she’s a lady.”
-“Sin is bad. Don’t do it.”
-“Because you will get pregnant and die.”
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